I Would Prefer an Outer-Borough Diet
Women have reacted strongly to last week’s Manhattan Diet nonsense, and rightly so. I did too, then had a slightly different takeaway beyond it is horrible to live a calorie-restricted life, let alone write a […]
Tragedies
Hairy Situations
For reasons unclear to myself, I signed up last year for that Bumble and Bumble hair model thing and never committed to any appointments until this week when I responded to an email for a […]
Unblemished No More
Stopping birth control pills after 23 years (no, I'm not trying to get knocked up–I'm seeing if it helps my two-decades-plus of high blood pressure) has fucked my skin up. I've had plenty of issues […]
Fat Cats Welcome
As much as I love getting out of NYC, I don’t think I’m cut out for traveling (even driving to NJ makes me throw up half time, and not metaphorically). I felt like crap the […]
I Didn’t Know I Was Forty
I called it! Well, sort of. In October I speculated between two unknown 40-year-old Asian actresses, Emy Coligado and Junie Hoang, being the Jane Doe suing Amazon for revealing her true age and ruining her […]
Opkast Is Danish For Vomit
James pays for streaming Netflix even though we probably don’t use it more than once a month because we watch cable and nothing I want on demand is ever on streaming Netflix. To rectify this, […]
Put a Sock In It
Scrunched socks? Good god, no. And it’s not just me…perhaps the best part of the ‘90s revival is the older Gen Ys getting all crotchety and proclaiming they are too old to wear a trend […]
Frankly
HPV has been having quite a year. It causes wives of Brooklyn authors to upset people on Twitter and now we all know that vaccinating against the virus will turn you retarded. For me (this […]
Grandpa-Aged
The middle ages have skipped to straight-up elderly. A new milestone in my social media world has been reached: the first person (I’m aware of) in my graduating class has become a grandparent. Cheers to […]
Mom-Aged
A site I like not so long ago used the phrase mom-aged totally innocently in reference to a woman over-40. I know what she meant but because I'm the kind of stickler who would not […]