No matter how good I think I look when I leave the house (and I thought I looked pretty ok this morning) when I get a ghoulish, shadowy glimpse of my reflection in the subway window, I look ten years older and ten pounds heavier than I thought. This is not cool. And I've known people to say that they look better in their subway reflections. So, I look doubly haggard and obese than I originally thought? Is looking at yourself in subway windows the equivalent of the camera adding ten pounds?
Subway riders (or anyone listening to this shit), please do weigh in on this pressing issue.