Too Dumb For Twitter. This Morning in 140 Characters or Less.

Instead of looking at shoes for procrastination,
I've started looking at Queens real estate. Not really going to buy. 20% down
is an awful lot of $ for awful apts.

On coral makeup kick, yet it always turns red on me.
Nails, lips not coral.

Paid $20 for 2.5ml Serge Lutens Rahat Loukoum
sample, trying to justify $290 for full bottle.

Getting up the nerve for phase 2 hair: silver gray
on purpose.

Try to be out of town on my birthday, but not
happening this year. Terrified. No group dinners, never.

Flights to Spain are $1k+, even Vegas, New Orleans
are more than they should be. Antsy, acclimating to vacation-free July.

Have fantasy of driving through Montana, Wyoming,
but would probably stay in my motel, not talk to anyone, defeating the purpose.

I would seriously consider moving to a random American city for maybe 6 months if I didn't have a lease. Am too scared to sublet on airbnb.

How demented would it be to take a cruise? Not a
public broadcasting Euro river cruise that I'm also obsessed with. A real
cruise where you see beaches, no locals.

Just me or does Paula Malcomson look younger/softer
in Ray Donovan? Have always liked her severity. Age appropriate wife too.

Only one episode of Orphan Black left. Didn't grab my duirng intial airing, but not get it. Also getting into this binge watching concept.

I keep watching Under the Dome.

Normally have stocked fridge, but haven't shopped in
weeks. Limes, corn tortillas, eggs, bacon, nuts is all I have to work with.
Still too lazy to leave apt.

Obviously, I'm eating eggs and bacon for lunch and will starve come dinner time.

 

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