Just as getting excited about products bearing your name, mentioning celebrity lookalikes (and dreams–that goes without saying–though I will say that after taking a new blood pressure medication that knocks me out at night and […]
After years (maybe more like months–I haven't had a Chase checking account for much more than a year) of ignoring and deleting emails from Chase, I finally opened one to discover that I had a […]
Stopping birth control pills after 23 years (no, I'm not trying to get knocked up–I'm seeing if it helps my two-decades-plus of high blood pressure) has fucked my skin up. I've had plenty of issues […]
Even though my xoJane.com It Happened to Me article (hey, I've had the urge to write one since day one and the topic presented itself to me) is ostensibly eating-related, it's more me-related and oddly, […]
An astute reader (yes, I have them) not only found the photo of "Isloation" but noted that it got seven bids and sold for $51.10 I see that the print was only made in an […]
Very occasionally I will vanity Google myself. It's pretty rare that anything unexpected turns up. I don't care so much about my so-called online reputation; I'm more interested in funny weirdness and I was rewarded […]
Even though I was just in Berlin two Sundays ago (at this moment I’d probably be having a beer in a British chain sports bar attached to a hostel so James could try and catch […]
When this whole “bronies” thing reared its ugly little rainbow-maned head earlier this year, I shrugged it off. Do not have time for memes. It came up again when it made the front page of […]
Being told that I looked younger than my age by the woman who drew my blood this morning (who also posed the question, "Do you mind if I ask how you got your last name?”) […]
HPV has been having quite a year. It causes wives of Brooklyn authors to upset people on Twitter and now we all know that vaccinating against the virus will turn you retarded. For me (this […]