The Old Gray Mare
I'm kind of whatever when I see "older women sucking cock" (which probably means 30, a.k.a. middle-aged) somehow leading internet searchers to my blog, though I'm not sure what to think when in same day […]
Before There Was Flickr
Thanks to digital photography, everyone now has easily retrievable stored memories (whether they want to be reminded of the past or not). I have no idea where the souvenir photo in the cardboard frame from […]
New Report Highlights Mounting Challenge of Aging Bridges
God help me. I totally read that headline as New Report Highlights Mounting Challenge of Aging Brides and caught myself mid-eyeroll. In case you were wondering, Pennsylvannia is the state with the most decrepit bridges. […]
The Middle Ages: 40
Conversations between middle-aged people and teenagers tend to be a little awkward, probably because we have so much in common. and again I just had dinner with a bunch of middle-aged men who spent a […]
I Know It’s Crazy, But It’s True
I’m relieved to see that Greta Gerwig has shed her post-Greenburg fat, got her self-worth back and is now allowed to participate in the Hollywood remake machine. We’ve been waiting for a mumblecore Minelli. Every […]
The Middle Ages: 41
In the 15 years Berenson spent in prison, her peers have moved from early adulthood into middle age. “The world has changed,” she told me in August. “Internet, giant malls.” Technologically, she’s catching up, and […]
MILF Meaning
“Get over the semantics guys, I dont [sic] think anyone has a right to label words like MILF. The term has evolved over the years and…women do not need to be mothers anymore to be […]
Where I Pretend to Be a Fashion Blogger Again
It is a shame that the only dress I really like in this Target GO International re-issued collection, is the one I already have. This $39.99 Thakoon dress has been good to me; it’s one […]
Losing Your Accent
At the dentist two Fridays ago, the assistant not only thought I was English, she also asked, prompted by my teal tights and orange polka dot blouse, “Do your office people think you dress funky?” […]
Does Workers’ Comp Cover Emotional Vomiting?
A city employee was so traumatized by his sadistic superior’s alleged verbal abuse that the mere sound of her voice caused him to vomit. Now he is suing. An unnamed coworker told the sour-stomached superintendent […]