The Kid Spews in the Picture


Oh, vomit will show up in the most unexpected places. I was just watching I Know My Kid’s a Star simply to get a load of Rocky (it only takes simple things like asking your nine-year old daughter, “Is my tampon string showing?” to grab my attention) but I was unexpectedly rewarded in the first 60 seconds when little Mary Jo threw up during Danny Bonaduce’s opening spiel. To her credit, that’s probably not an uncommon reaction to the ‘roided-up redhead.

I just realized that by using a reality show example I'm hurting my case for vomiting as cinematic emotional cliche, but for all know the damn sequence was scripted. That kid's got talent.

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