“I’m tapping that ass and there’s nothing you can do about it”


Oh my, such language…and passion.

Some things are just too big for 140 characters. Twittering is not enough to express my love for, ok, fascination with the teen model who hooked up, shacked up, and yes, knocked up his 37-year-old most un-model-like girlfriend.

There’s definitely something fishy about this story, but I’ve always had a soft spot for female teacher statutory rape tales (though I wish women didn’t have to have babies with their underage paramours. Old dudes just do it for the sex) and hotter guy/frumpy gal role reversals. No Seth Rogan/Jack Black shit going on here.

For the record, Gina Salamino, was never this guy’s teacher, as she taught second grade. Yes, she’s been fired. How they met at party two years ago when he was 17 is another thing, altogether. I feel old when I’m a party with people born in the ‘80s but this kid is just one birth year shy of 1990.

Click for an awesome photo of Joshua Walter breezing around Queens on a bike.

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