There are the kinds of girls you marry and those you just have fun with. Or so they say. I feel like Joel McHale is the marrying type (yes, I realize he's not a girl and already married, but that doesn't mean anything anymore, does it? Michael C. Hall just went and married his Dexter sister and he was attached). I'm not wildly attracted to him physically but he seems like someone who would make a great husband: age appropriate, solid and able to handle tough situations with humor and aplomb. I don't think it would be possible to fight with someone who makes spaghetti cat jokes and makes candied ginger shortbread with Martha Stewart. And even though I have no desire for children in real life, if I were married to Joel McHale procreating would be completely logical. Husband types are also fatherly, that's just the rules.