People magazine is a foul little rag best consumed for free while on an elliptical trainer. Yet after reading the recent New York Times article, "People Magazine Still Has a Bikini Body" I'll admit that I was dying to know who the surprise now thirtysomething teen star with a weight problem, that they weren’t at liberty to reveal yet, was going to be. Oh, I also wanted to know how one gets a title like Body Editor.
Now, I can rest easy. I just found out the answer while running down to Duane Reade. It's poor Melissa Joan Hart. She was a "horrifying" 155 and is now a svelte 113. Bikini body!
What I always appreciate most about these cautionary celebrity blubber tales is that their disgusting is actually lower than my goal weight, a medically correct normal BMI. How is it possible that my healthy is their obese? Maybe they're really really short? Or I'm a giant.