It's a shame that men have begun to be called out over their lumpen physiques because it gives me fewer unrealistic onscreen hot girl/fat dude pairings to talk about.
Thankfully, old dudes won't stop procreating. I read about this cool club called Over 50, Under 5. A group of guys who puttered around till middle age before deciding to have babies and a few who thought it would be fun to play with infants despite already having children in their 30s, meet regularly in Brooklyn (where else?) to bond over having so much free time to spend with their kids that they can do things like make organic pancakes before taking them to school.
"They count themselves quite lucky to have young children at a time of life when they are not building careers, not seeking fame and fortune, when they are able to put their young sons and daughters at the center of their lives."
"The bonus the Over 50s enjoy is an ability to control their time in a way they never could as young men."
Presumably the mothers of these men's (a "former artist, former comedian, former reporter and former Weatherman" [radical, not meteorologist]) children aren't 65, as well. I suppose they have no interest in career building, fame, fortune and free time?