That  president John Tyler (born in 1790) has living grandchildren may be the ultimate in Old Dadness. But the whole recent media discovery is kind of charming, so no judging. Someone needs to get these […]

Several months ago, my friend Anna called to complain about her boyfriend of eight months. Bombarded by media warnings about the female biological clock, he wanted to make sure that Anna was fit for childbearing […]

Once again, I've been sleeping on the job. And that would be my life's work of getting irrationally outraged by things that have very little to do with me. But Rod, really? Do we need […]

It's a shame that men have begun to be called out over their lumpen physiques because it gives me fewer unrealistic onscreen hot girl/fat dude pairings to talk about. Thankfully, old dudes won't stop procreating. […]

Often I hate the New York Times (thanks to columns with out of touch titles like Your Second Home) but sometimes I love them, especially when they validate my petty annoyances. Today there is a […]

Do you know what happens when a 58-year-old man has a baby with a woman who is 23? The toddler climbs into the front seat of a car and tries driving off while ol’ dad […]

It's a proven fact. Children of fathers aged 50+ do less well in IQ tests according to a recent study. Conversely, children of older mothers fared better in the same thinking and reasoning exams. Recent […]

I don’t get too mixed up in politics but when a 70-year-old decides to reproduce, I take notice. It looks like ex-Senator Al D’Amato’s mature, yet twenty-nine years his junior, wife is “infanticipating” as the […]