Some Things Just Don't Belong On Twitter

I just realized I haven't taken a dump in like a week, at least five days. This can't be the result of a healthy metabolism. No, I don't eat much fruit but don't cabbage, green beans, almonds bok choy, arugula, squash and spinach, oats, flax count as roughage? Those have all been ingested recently.  I'm at a loss.

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[portlandgrrl]

pharmerk8 says: check your stress and fluid levels. Otherwise...head down to Duane Reade (is that what you have in NYC?) for some good ol' Colace. Everyone needs it sometimes. Who knows why.

Its so funny...I clicked on to your post just coming off of reading this post: http://notmeaniftrue.blogspot.com/

Must be something going 'round. Bless you writers of the blogosphere for being brutally honest. It's okay, I'm a health-care professional!!

[lisa]

RX: Nice, spicy-hot curry and a pint of lager, stat...

[Krista]

portlandgrrl: Ha, there are plenty of subjects I won't bring up online but bowels aren't one of them. I'm convinced it's a side effect of the blood pressure med (Procardia) I've been taking for a year or so.

lisa: Very close: Sichuan hot pot and Tsingtao did the trick. You get what you ask for with a dish named hot pot.

[lisa]

Yup, curry and a lager (or reasonable facsimiles) seem to do the trick for the most intransigent of bowels.