Positively Not
"You look like a positive person." Uh, nice try. It doesn't take much to convince me to buy candy, but that was totally the wrong approach. I do my best to avoid those teenage boys […]
Tragedies
The Oh Gee
It would be impossible not to draw comparisons between the Belle and Sebastian show I attended Thurs. night and the last time I saw them in '98. I was sick and spaced out on cold […]
Hate is a Very Strong Word
Today it dawned on me that I fucking hate library science (the word hate must've crossed my mind a hundred times today). I always figured that was the kind of conclusion you'd come to after, […]
Señor Braunstein
Oh, more irresistible Braunstein details. I did enjoy the fact that when he was apprehended he had a Hello Kitty purse on him, and that he hid out in college libraries and stole backpacks, but […]