Doctor Spew
It's nice to see that humans are still barfing from emotional trauma in the far far future. Adam, the kid who started tagging along on the last episode of Doctor Who, (yeah, I watch Doctor […]
After School Special (Needs)
I know I’m probably the only one upset by 80-degree temperatures in mid-April–flip flop low-rise lovers eat this overly balmy shit up. Summers are supposed to be hot, duh, but it’s barely even spring and […]
No Butts About It
I'm feeling disgruntled for like the millionth time this year-and I had high hopes for 2006, too. No need for details (though I will say that I hadn't expected to spend time assembling bridal […]
Please Keep off the Grass
To the person who found my site from searching "hi fi grotto corndogs": I love you (or not, out of curiosity I ran a simpler search on hi fi grotto and got only two hits, […]
It’s Unanimous
I've never actually watched Unan1mous and I didn't see the episode in question, but the commercial was enough. There appeared to be a woman puking into a laundry basket caught by an infrared camera. Wonderful. […]
Violently Ill
Oh, The Sopranos. I'm so not interested in the series that it almost induces a sour stomach. I did catch Tony, on tonight's episode, heaving up after kicking the shit out of some guy to […]
Phone Home
There are maybe two or three times a year when I regret not having a cell phone. Like yesterday when I got locked out of the house (on average, this only happens maybe once every […]
What Would Rick Steves Do?
Oh my god, I have absolutely no desire to go to Europe at all. I’m actually annoyed by the prospect. I mean, yes, I would like to attend my sister’s wedding in Aug. But does […]
The Cat Bird Seat
Ok, maybe I’m warming to You Tube, after all. I’ve been rewarded once again in my sporadic quest for interspecies friendships. This time it’s a Japanese rooster and kitten (later a cat) who become companions. […]
Meet Singles in Your Area Today
Despite being Project Me, sometimes I talk too much about myself, which can only lead to trouble. So let's let Sunday be about others. Imaginary others. I was thrilled to recently stumble upon An Unsolicited […]