Grin and Bear It
I just walked out of my job. I don't know that I quit, I just left. It's possible that it was construed as quitting, but I doubt it, assuming anyone even noticed. It'll certainly be […]
Mistaken Identity
Oh, you know I love it when people say I look like other people because it’s always off the mark and disturbing. I’ve heard it all. In fact, James torments me by saying I look […]
Unplanned Obsolescence
I recently noticed that The Village Voice has started redoing neighborhoods for its Close-up On series. I always wondered how long it would take before they ran out of or started revisiting enclaves since my […]
Top O’ the Afternoon to You
Ok, I’m officially retarded. Frequently, I plan what to wear the next day, the night before. Not like I lay out clothes, but I’ll make a mental note and then in the morning I don’t […]
Captivating, Isn’t It?
Maybe you have them in your office building too, but the mini TV screen that gives you completely random news headlines and the time in the elevator is totally new to me. I do like […]
Positively Not
"You look like a positive person." Uh, nice try. It doesn't take much to convince me to buy candy, but that was totally the wrong approach. I do my best to avoid those teenage boys […]
The Oh Gee
It would be impossible not to draw comparisons between the Belle and Sebastian show I attended Thurs. night and the last time I saw them in '98. I was sick and spaced out on cold […]
Government Issue
I don't know what the heck I was thinking last week. Now I'm back to being stressed, unsure and sick to my stomach about practically everything in my life. So stupid. In fact, I'm home […]
Popcorn Commute
It's so sad when the best part of your day is when (and if) the Popcorn song comes on. I only have around 1,200 songs on my iPod, but that still doesn't seem so few […]
Clarity for a Day
Can you believe that I've already received my federal tax return? Is that anal (or desperate) filing online (free through H&R Block and lots of other companies if you make under $50,000–I might possibly be […]