Teddy Bear Aphrodisiac
Late Saturday night I was flipping through TV (I swear there's never anything on except Chronicles of Riddick and Good Times reruns–oh, Psycho IV was on last night, and it tickled me to no end […]
Hate is a Very Strong Word
Today it dawned on me that I fucking hate library science (the word hate must've crossed my mind a hundred times today). I always figured that was the kind of conclusion you'd come to after, […]
Friendly Persuasion
Almost nothing makes me happier than interspecies friends. A couple years ago there was a silly cable show on late at night with all sorts of stories of odd animal pairings. Like a dog and […]
Meatballs & Spaghetti
Don't even ask why I was watching the Cheaper by the Dozen remake on cable. I could only take a couple minutes of it, and this scene was completely out of context, but what fruitful […]
Señor Braunstein
Oh, more irresistible Braunstein details. I did enjoy the fact that when he was apprehended he had a Hello Kitty purse on him, and that he hid out in college libraries and stole backpacks, but […]
Another Fat Jared (Not the Subway Spokesman)
I've never had an opinion of Jared Leto one way or the other. I guess he's kind of hot in that lean, muscular, low-rise-jeans-for-men kind of way that I don't fully understand. He's no Renee […]
I Can Write
Urgh, I'm really hating my lack of goof off time. How am I supposed to watch Lost and write this here crap simultaneously? I'm no media multitasker. This is old news from last Wed. and […]
There Will Be Someone Sharing Your Warmth
It's so hard for me to not talk about people. It's not like I would ever give away trade secrets or talk business, duh, I'm only concerned with inane human interactions. But innocent as that […]
Public Image Limited
Oh, I was/am starting to get scared that my previous entry might be it for the year. Between this new job (I fear that daytime web scribing might have to be a thing of the […]
New Year, Nu Shooz
So, apparently today is an official holiday. You know, subway holiday schedule (i.e. like two trains an hour), no mail, schools and banks closed, the Burger Heaven and Pret a Manger on my office's block […]