Thank you to whoever accidentally ended up on my site by googling Jake Galangal Brokeback Mountain yesterday. The notion of Mr. Gyllenhaal combined with a rhizome was the only thing that made me laugh all day (What about his friend Heath Lemongrass? Oh my, I’m a hoot. Speaking of, what exactly is Hoot? I can’t be bothered to actually look it up and I would just be disappointed anyway. I keep seeing the ad in subway stations and it cracks me up for no particular reason. Maybe the word hoot is just funny, maybe I just prefer an owl popping out of a hole in the ground to all those horrible fading Failure to Launch posters. Or those yucky new ones with Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Anniston sitting in bed together being inamicable). And if you suspect that the silly graphic on the left is the work of someone with too much free time on your hands, you’d actually be wrong. I’ve been severely lacking in goof off moments lately and it really kind of sucks. In fact, I have to stop blathering this very second and do urgent, non-fun things.