How did such a hot teen devolve so rapidly? I felt kind of dirty in my 20s being attracted to a sandy, toothy, crook-nosed kid. He was still doing it for me after he was legal. Now I feel nothing. Is this like Blue Valentine where by your late 20s, dudes are balding and wearing aviator glasses? (Unless the internet is broken, I can't find a single photo online of Ryan Gosling's "older" character from this film.)
And the King of Prussia Mall, “the east coast’s premiere shopping destination” is only three miles away. Oh, and they have a Seasons 52, the elusive upscale Darden brand where all entrees are under 475 calories—by the way, it considers itself to be a “change” restaurant not a chain. (Nearby is also Phoenixville, home to a culinary anomaly called “shrimp lejon” and plates of pasta dubbed tapas.) Weekend trip!