Is this the beginning of the end?
I sneezed so hard that I peed myself. No biggie I
thought until I realized enough urine had seeped through my underwear, past my
leggings (I would not wear these out of the apt) to make it onto the couch.
Fresh clothing, and two hours later, the exact same
I thought lack of pelvic muscle control was a
childbirth side effect? Or is it just old age?
At least I'm not sharting.