Booty Call
Yes, I’m still mesmerized by products bearing my name. Or should I say, vaguely resembling my name. I wasn’t sure what to make of the Cristaa boldly displayed in a promotional Steve Madden email today. […]
Mostly Me
Osteoporosis Can’t Be Far Behind
I thought that my last Friday dinner throw up mishap and general malaise last week were the result of birthday weekend over-imbibing, but now I’m not so sure. I called in sick Monday because my […]
Creeping Up the Hill
Unprompted, every year I put up a birthday photo. You know, marking passage of time and all that. This is technically a 36-year-old about five hours away from officially turning 37. Yes, it’s in a […]
Short Cuts
The dreaded sensible hair might’ve struck again. I got it cut last night, not crazy short, just what I imagined to be kind of choppy and sassy but once again it’s dangerously close to that […]
Hair Hiatus
I haven’t put up a growing out gray hair progress photo so far in June because my hair looks the same as last month. In fact, I was recently accused of coloring it despite saying […]
Ghosts of Flings Past
Odd. I just mentioned that I rarely run across men/boys who make me sit up and take notice, then Wednesday night while taking an atypical subway route after work a guy that I was fixated […]
Take a Picture, It’ll Last Longer
I kind of wish I Had taken a picture because the hottest kid I've seen in years, who I spotted buying chocolate chip cookies in Philadelphia a few weeks ago, is already fading from my […]
Pluses & Minuses
Wow, it appears that I just became normal. Despite feeling relatively normal for the past 15 or so years, I have not been by clothing standards. I am no longer disgusting or distasteful because I […]
Funny Is As Funny Does
I’ve been thinking about Oregon a lot lately. Mostly about how I hate what it’s become or to be fair, what I think it’s become. Perception is often worse than reality, so I’ll only know […]
A Shoe-In
I don’t care if Worishofer is totally summer 2007, I love orthopedic sandals, passé hipster trends be damned. My black #562s have been looking a little beat up so I had my eye on a […]