Fraudulent
I just wanted to let you know that top coat is bullshit. I've never used it in my 25+ years of nail polishing but bought a bottle at Target a few weeks ago along with […]
Mostly Me
Going Viral
Last night I dreamt that my computer got a virus (after Googling: cat leaky nipple. Other animal weirdness included a scene where I stumbled upon a couch with three miniature hamster skin rugs on one […]
Miss Jackson if You’re Nasty
I was just at my favorite semi-secret Financial District vegan joint, Little Lads, and noticed a woman neither young nor old, probably late 30s with a nice head of long, non-hippied gray and black hair. […]
Is the Opposite of “Regular Coffee” Irregular?
Oh, by the way, since our coffee machine at work was broken (it was fixed this morning, phew) I decided to pay the surly coffee cart guy a visit. And he totally does have the […]
Fighting Your Hair-itage
I gave up on my going gray experiment right before I went on vacation and dyed my hair a warm medium brown. It was all well and good if not a little dull, but now […]
Taylor-Made
I went to a real college in the sense that I have a legitimate B.F.A. but it wasn’t a real college by typical measures. There were only about 25 students in my graduating class and […]
Down and Out in Oregon
“portland downscale swingers bars“ For some reason I can’t help but think this must be Oregon not Maine. I do love that this searcher (who ended up here on this site) was sick of all […]
Off the Wagon
So, my August no sugar/starch/alcohol detox didn’t go so well, no surprise. I caved on bread, rice, French fries and wine after the first week. I have been running 3-4 miles and lift weights four […]
Is That Your Final Answer?
Apropos to nothing, last week my mom emailed to ask if I’d ever thought of being on Who Wants to Be A Millionaire as if that’s the sort of thing you decide to do one […]
Lost Cats, Lost Time
Some days I wake up feeling like shit. Irrationally so. Reading, really reading slowly not skimming this new (sort of—I knew it seemed familiar then remembered reading an extremely abbreviated version in O Magazine awhile […]