Waiting for the Great Pumpkin
Cinematic randomness a.k.a. I really just want to talk about the retard from Pumpkin Two Saturdays ago I saw Margot at the Wedding, which was neither here nor there. I totally forgot Jack Black […]
Distractions
Piano Man
So while fast forwarding through a DVRd episode of MegaStructures: Impossible Islands (don’t ask–I didn’t tape it–but those Palms in Dubai are pretty impossible) I glimpsed that Gallo/Richardson Belevedere ad that I still don’t see […]
Mr. Belvedere was Edgier
First I was repulsed by this gay-for-yourself Dolce & Gabbana jewelry ad. I was less bothered by self-on-self make out sessions than by the glossy juvenile style, like they’d let a gifted 12-year-old homosexual create […]
You Look Mahvelous
I’m not internet linky but Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians is un-ignorably funny and yeah, I saw it on Gawker first, which is something I hate to admit. It’s also timely because I was […]
While You Were Sleeping
It seems like every commercial break I’m taunted by that mushy diamond commercial, "Sleeping Beauty" where they guy stealthily places a gleaming pendant on his wife’s chest as she sleeps. The imagery is more than […]
Drug Commercials Should be Seen, Not Heard
Yes, I spent two and a half hours, tried four different subway routes and trudged 30 minutes until my face looked like a shiny wet tomato, all to just end up going back home (after […]
There’s a Fine Line Between Hideous and Hot
I can’t decide if this bed is hideous or awesome. The exaggerated foliage motif is kind of grotesque, I think I’m just blinded by the shiny olive green color (I like my food blue, but […]
Out with a Bang
I didn’t realize bangs were such a big deal. Yesterday I noticed bangs being equated with hipsters on Eat for Victory and that baffled me. I also didn’t realize that Asian=hipster, not that I completely […]
I’m Not Planning Big Plans
As a mopey teenager I was crazy for Woodfall Films. I wasn’t sure how well they’d hold up for a mopey adult, but I was excited to see Lincoln Center hosting “Woodfall Film Productions and […]
Chariots of Fire
I’m glad someone took a picture of the burned out car kitty-corner from my apartment. I’m no Kings County placeblogger so when I see these types of anomalies, like I did Saturday afternoon, my first […]