When Gay & Retarded Had No Consequences
Searching for footage of Rascal scooters in malls, I was saddened not enlightened by Sam’s Club and white dudes saying nigga and mullets on YouTube. I was, however, reminded of Blair (not to be confused […]
Mostly Me
The Shoes You Choose
Last week I was convinced that I had officially become an Office Lady after buying two sweaters on sale at Ann Taylor Loft during my lunchbreak. Bu really I think I’ve already crept in AARP […]
Quit Beautifying My Streets, I’m Trying to Sleep
Yesterday I was awoken at 7 o’something to a chorus of jackhammers, whirring of industrial sawblades, my floor and bed shaking. My alarm does not go off until 8:25am and I do not get out […]
Annual Trip to the Photo Booth
Proving the recent New York Times article true (yes, Manhattan post offices are a million times less soul-crushing than Brooklyn ones), while my December 22 wait at the Whitehall post office was over 30 minutes […]
Keyed Up
These kitty key covers are practically the cutest thing I’ve seen in my life. I don't even know why keys need to be covered but who cares. Instead of buying Christmas presents for others (though […]
Customer Service is Attempting to Kill Me
The post-vacation calm was fleeting, I was actually in a good mood for the few days after I returned from Oaxaca before I got sick. Now, NYC knocked me back into my usual chronic low-grade […]
79 Versions of Popcorn
Ugh, I have been back from Mexico for over a week now but haven’t been able to get my shit together (seriously, I have been close to crapping myself all week). I woke up with […]
Thanks
This is the second Thanksgiving in a row that I’ve been in a non-Thanksgiving-celebrating country. I can’t even recall if it was Singapore or Hong Kong last year, it blurs, all I remember is that […]
No Time to Italicize Book Titles
I’m off to Oaxaca in a few hours (1am flight with a 5 hour layover in Mexico City at 5am, ick). I suspect I will blog while away, which I typically don’t, because I planned […]
Pilgrim’s Pride
I’ve had Yahoo! mail a long time (not as long as Hotmail and I never had AOL, though maybe it’s so out that it’s back in now?) and I still use it. But I’d forgotten […]