D+
This isn't the first time I've heard the statistic that the average bra size today is 36DD, up two cup sizes from ten years ago when 36C was more common. That's surprising because based on […]
Mostly Me
Going Overboard
Oh, no, Gen X is having a midlife crisis. You know it’s true because The New York Times is saying so. Or rather, white, well educated, Gen X men 40+ are having mid life crises. […]
Louder Than Coquis
Friday, 8am. Why am I awake? My alarm doesn’t go off until 8:30am and every minute counts. Disoriented. Hooting, yelling outside my bedroom window, I can’t make out words yet. Coming from somewhere on my […]
Goldrust
I definitely have some hoarder tendencies, and I'm afraid that actually using your saved crap might even be worse than letting it pile up. Normally, I wear orangey-brown eye shadow colors but knew I […]
Morning People
Maybe once a month I get the bright idea to go to the gym before work instead of after. After is ok in the cooler months because what I do is change in the bathroom […]
Two-Toned
Exactly two weeks ago. Charred in Thailand. Now I just have a faint tan that looks ridiculous with V or scoop necks. The thing is, I get so little sun normally that this color division […]
Mom’s Day Off
This weekend I noticed a transition from Snugli men to solo stroller pushers. On my way to the gym Saturday and throughout my 60 minutes on an elliptical trainer near the front with a view […]
Allergic to NJ, LI and now SI
Urgh, it happened again. The mystery leaving-the-city barfs (I spared you the tale of Long Island Ikea puking on Halloween) that often hit me when trying to shop and eat burgers in New Jersey. Pretty […]
Some Things Just Don’t Belong On Twitter
I just realized I haven't taken a dump in like a week, at least five days. This can't be the result of a healthy metabolism. No, I don't eat much fruit but don't cabbage, green […]
I’ll Throw A Baby Shower Just So I Can Make Grasshopper Pie
I shouldn’t have spoken so soon about the bleakness of a 20th reunion. Today I found a postcard addressed to James (with a D. middle initial instead of his F.) opening with the salutation, “Class […]