1990 Hello Kitty tattoo vs. 2015 update by @ol_ash #hellokitty #tattoo #magiccobratattoo #brooklyntattoo A photo posted by Krista Garcia (@goodiesfirst) on Aug 1, 2015 at 9:55pm PDT In June I said I was going to […]


I may be re-stating the obvious, but I no longer use this as an online diary. Not for lack of want but because it’s too dangerous. I have a lot to say right now too. […]

Dishpan Hands In an attempt to take procrastination to new levels, I’ve started a new Tumblr, Nice Rack, to document the dish drying racks I see on TV. It’s a great comfort in my dishwasher-free existence. […]


I was in the pseudo-Catskills for the past four days. I was told that Hudson isn’t technically in the Catskills and it’s certainly not culturally. I’ve never experienced quite a concentration of ramshackle bougieness crammed […]

Stalkers Gonna Stalk

Huh, that was some upbeat craziness I posted last. Nothing has happened since then to counter any of that positivity, which is to say nothing bad has happened. Nothing great either. Nothing has happened at […]


I’m just going to say it. The first five months of this year sucked ass. Eggs, maybe? Sugar-free hard candy? Something. From June onward it’s going to be awesome, though, I can feel it. Something […]