Fraudulent
I just wanted to let you know that top coat is bullshit. I've never used it in my 25+ years of nail polishing but bought a bottle at Target a few weeks ago along with […]
Platonic Stalking
I think I’m starting to get obsessed with the gray haired girl in my neighborhood. I spied her on the subway platform last week and realized she’s really not that gray, no more than 20%, […]
Going Viral
Last night I dreamt that my computer got a virus (after Googling: cat leaky nipple. Other animal weirdness included a scene where I stumbled upon a couch with three miniature hamster skin rugs on one […]
Miss Jackson if You’re Nasty
I was just at my favorite semi-secret Financial District vegan joint, Little Lads, and noticed a woman neither young nor old, probably late 30s with a nice head of long, non-hippied gray and black hair. […]
Up Up (Chuck) and Away
Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy I’ve always been very suspicious of emotional vomiters on film. It’s just never ringed true to my real life experiences. (The other vomit […]
Now That’s Sweet
Taking an odd cue from Cute Overload, New York Lottery’s new Sweet Million ad campaign is well, pretty sweet. It even crosses over into interspecies friendship territory. I’m still not likely to throw away a […]
Is the Opposite of “Regular Coffee” Irregular?
Oh, by the way, since our coffee machine at work was broken (it was fixed this morning, phew) I decided to pay the surly coffee cart guy a visit. And he totally does have the […]
Caffeine Jitters
I’ve had a coffee maker in the office for a little over a year now (though it’s been broken the past two days) so I don’t need to spend my money on morning coffee. Of […]
It Beats an Outhouse
Just this weekend I was wondering what happened to Karen Grassle. (The long and short of it was that James had never seen Little House on the Prairie and was under the incredibly misguided impression […]
Fighting Your Hair-itage
I gave up on my going gray experiment right before I went on vacation and dyed my hair a warm medium brown. It was all well and good if not a little dull, but now […]