Your Past Really Will Haunt You
As usual, I was simultaneously exhausted and frenzied on my way to work. There seemed to be an abnormal amount of construction, tourists and large masses of people out this morning, which amounted to lots […]
Silver Foxes
On more than one occasion I’ve wondered why there are no female Jack Blacks or Tony Bourdains and now I’m miffed by the absence of lady Anderson Coopers (hell, I’ll even take Taylor Hicks). Yes, […]
The Sweet Smell of Success
I think I just reached the pinnacle of laziness. I was curious what Bond no. 9’s Chinatown perfume smells like (this thought occurred to me in 2005 when it was new and only now popped […]
How Much Does She Weighs
1. katherine heigl how tall how much does she weighs2. Katherine heigl 140 pounds3. Kate Winslet 140 pounds4. skinny girl margarita I couldn’t tell you how much either of these ladies weighs, but clearly the […]
Nine Lives Ago
I just found out that my Portland Siamese cat, Lit’l Smokey, died this weekend. She was older than I realized, probably 13 ½. I got her way back in fall of 1994, the year I […]
Walk Into My Fist
Next to the myth of people (women) claiming “I eat whatever I want” when you know good and well that they don’t, the next most irrational anger inducing is that simply walking will melt away […]
Ice Capades
“’92. Love/hate figure skaters try for Olympics,” is all you need to know about The Cutting Edge, a lovely ABC Family movie that I got sucked into semi-watching late Saturday night for no reason other […]
The Kid Spews in the Picture
Oh, vomit will show up in the most unexpected places. I was just watching I Know My Kid’s a Star simply to get a load of Rocky (it only takes simple things like asking your […]
A Little Ray of Sunshine
I’ve always had a fascination/repulsion with sea creatures because they’re so damn creepy. Whales have always given me the heebies, nessie goes without in saying. In the ‘90s it was manatees. Natural bodies of water […]
Male Pattern Fatness
Of course today’s New York Times article, “The Fat Pack Wonders if the Party’s Over” is timely since I write about food and am apparently at death’s door. But what I was gratified to see […]