Fashionably Lame
I just saw Stacy London at the gym, and I’m not sure why that seems strange because I figured out that she lives sideways across the street from the building after reading her New York […]
Waiting for the Great Pumpkin
Cinematic randomness a.k.a. I really just want to talk about the retard from Pumpkin Two Saturdays ago I saw Margot at the Wedding, which was neither here nor there. I totally forgot Jack Black […]
Worse Than Discovering Your Dad is Santa Claus
Earlier this year I kicked off a new category intended to be about blasts from library shelves past because I love revisiting old childhood books (I noticed Jezebel just started a review of ‘80s YA […]
Blood and Guts
I’ve been sick to my stomach from a recent dry spell of anguished vomiting in the media. Have fictional character gotten their emotions in check? Sunday night, Dexter was kind of enough to graphically demonstrate […]
Piano Man
So while fast forwarding through a DVRd episode of MegaStructures: Impossible Islands (don’t ask–I didn’t tape it–but those Palms in Dubai are pretty impossible) I glimpsed that Gallo/Richardson Belevedere ad that I still don’t see […]
Mr. Belvedere was Edgier
First I was repulsed by this gay-for-yourself Dolce & Gabbana jewelry ad. I was less bothered by self-on-self make out sessions than by the glossy juvenile style, like they’d let a gifted 12-year-old homosexual create […]
No Neighborhood for Old Women
A week ago Wednesday, I agreed to see No Country for Old Men at Union Square. I was immediately reminded why I don’t see movies in Manhattan, provincial as it may be. As if $11.75 […]
You Look Mahvelous
I’m not internet linky but Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians is un-ignorably funny and yeah, I saw it on Gawker first, which is something I hate to admit. It’s also timely because I was […]
We’re Number Eight!
In U.S. Name Count, Garcias Are Catching Up With Joneses…phew, I can relax now. I was aware that my surname is hardly uncommon but I had no idea it was the most popular Hispanic last […]
Cat on Cat Action
Aww, a teeny tiny fawn nuzzling a horse is heart-meltingly sweet. But if you want to see interspecies interaction Russian-style, admire this wild cat licking the crap out of a poor house cat. Um, and […]